Recent Tweets from King Simpson (osno13)

osno13: Have a nice day freaks! I'm outty!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 10:34:47

osno13: I would offer a cigarette to people all the time being held in my forskin, if I had one. Lucky I don't.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 08:57:25

osno13: Still looking for a words with friends partner! (u gotta send me an ipad first)Sat, 02 Jun 2012 08:55:07

osno13: wayyyy of track there. back to the task at hand.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 08:37:16

osno13: panty liners are not just for womenSat, 02 Jun 2012 08:23:46

osno13: whoa I retract that. you guys might have thought it was dirty.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 08:22:24

osno13: @pottymouthed use a panty linerSat, 02 Jun 2012 08:15:48

osno13: whats the sense of following someone when they dont even say anything for you #teamfollowforskinSat, 02 Jun 2012 08:14:56

osno13: @msmessymist whew!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 08:09:51

osno13: @rumdrunkpirate sounds about right, im still a noob. thx!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 08:09:24

osno13: How long should I wait to unfollow who doesn't follow back? 3-4 minutes?Sat, 02 Jun 2012 08:08:18

osno13: @msmessymist we need namesSat, 02 Jun 2012 08:07:09

osno13: I draw vampires on maxi pads.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 08:06:37

osno13: @korryduke they lick emSat, 02 Jun 2012 08:03:39

osno13: @lilpwoppa @A_Very_Bad_Man im peeking through the woodshed window at you twoSat, 02 Jun 2012 08:03:03

osno13: and toilet seatsSat, 02 Jun 2012 07:59:46

osno13: Don't forget ladies, you can get pregnant by swallowing semen.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:58:31

osno13: read em and weep people. got a 7!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:45:04

osno13: @korryduke enough of this tom foolery!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:44:16

osno13: @korryduke i better not waste it then! whats your email again?Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:42:41

osno13: That was a fun flurry of action for like 8 seconds.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:41:58

osno13: RT @A_Bit_Too_Rude: @osno13 Nice load, it's still steaming away on my bedroom floor.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:34:11

osno13: The biggest difference between the US and Canada is our faces taste better than yours.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:31:53