Recent Tweets from Killa Phil (pizzlemymizzle)

pizzlemymizzle: @platymo @diaryofamadmama we can make you an honorary member. Just have to have had your period this past week.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:08:16

pizzlemymizzle: @platymo @diaryofamadmama Hair Mindyourbusiness For Life.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:07:19

pizzlemymizzle: RT @Spotzwoj: When I'm going to be late, I call ahead and say "Be there in two kicks from a llama to the face," so they'll be mystified till I arrive.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 16:53:55

pizzlemymizzle: @DiaryOfAMadMama that can work with hair and hole. Damn. Multipurpose.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 16:51:18

pizzlemymizzle: I just said "at least we have pooping in common" to someone and I still can't figure out why no one likes me.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 16:36:24

pizzlemymizzle: Tomorrow sounds like a good beach day. Or a good "I'm going to run 8 miles and then pass out on the beach" day.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 16:34:23

pizzlemymizzle: @rivalscho0ls show it who's boss!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 16:31:09

pizzlemymizzle: RT @Jenn_Gee: Why am I single? Because opposites attract & I can't deal with men that aren't funny, don't drink, or hate bacon.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 15:14:40

pizzlemymizzle: RT @NottaBigDeal: When I masturbate I look like I'm trying to catch popcorn in my mouth.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:39:30

pizzlemymizzle: RT @NotHoneyBadger: Put a shirt on Smokey the Bear. You’re preventing forest fires, not trailer park fires.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:39:13

pizzlemymizzle: It's so cute when someone tells me I have something on my shirt and I'm like "oh that's dandruff" and they're like "ew" and I'm like "cool."Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:22:32

pizzlemymizzle: RT @ilovepie84: The Wicked Witch of the West is the only girl I know that doesn't like to get wet.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:19:41

pizzlemymizzle: RT @RykWeston: How can you name a film 'Home Alone' and not one person jerks off in it?Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:18:58

pizzlemymizzle: You know you're a good person when you google how to spell someone's name.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:16:07

pizzlemymizzle: Oh just a normal conversation with @MegHause http://t.co/TdP76ex6Sat, 02 Jun 2012 13:24:50

pizzlemymizzle: RT @UNTRESOR: I've started wiping after I pee to get more in touch with my feminine side. It really freaks out the other guys at the urinal.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 12:23:00

pizzlemymizzle: @platymo I mean I totally didn't buy a thing.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 12:09:17

pizzlemymizzle: @platymo @can_tell uhm Ryan. Listen here. I have to bring over the stuff I bought. ITS SO COOL.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 12:06:51

pizzlemymizzle: Brb. Going to wash lube off my elbows.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 02:45:47

pizzlemymizzle: "You can pay with your card??? I'm about to spend my whole paycheck on anal...I mean." HAHA @can_tell SLIP UPSat, 02 Jun 2012 01:11:09

pizzlemymizzle: Does my twitter account scream "I lost all my friends in a bet and sold organs and a baby to the black market" yet?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 21:45:04

pizzlemymizzle: @platymo so I'm doing a good job at being a hipster?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 21:38:33

pizzlemymizzle: @outsidenoise well damn now youve got all these rule.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 21:38:17

pizzlemymizzle: I dont know if you remember the words or the way we use to spend the days. Well if you do just keep em to you cause I dont need them anymoreFri, 01 Jun 2012 21:36:56

pizzlemymizzle: Laying down my first track today. It's me beatboxing the narwhal song. Will post later.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:32:07