Recent Tweets from Eli Moreno-Drew (emorenodrew)

emorenodrew: When mama's away, I could smoke for a day.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 01:23:42

emorenodrew: Twooping from @emmajaneylane 's bathroom... well I finished pooping but in here there's no "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2".Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:16:02

emorenodrew: Hey can anyone see me? I'm the one guy with the glasses standing behind the annoying chinawoman standing on a chair.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 03:09:49

emorenodrew: RT @PimpBillClinton: Remember when you had a president who could stimulate the economy AND your vagina?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 02:57:16

emorenodrew: RT @EliBraden: Stay bonin', poldy goyFri, 01 Jun 2012 02:56:21

emorenodrew: Graduating is far easier than attending a graduation. Especially when the person next to you is reading your text...Fri, 01 Jun 2012 02:55:26

emorenodrew: RT @The_EC_Twilight: Have a Sour graduation! 2ft Sour waterpipes on sale! Also come tomorrow and say "I wanna eat your face!" And get a free sample of bathsalts!Thu, 31 May 2012 21:16:46

emorenodrew: Nothing like a half hour growing lecture by an old hippy.Thu, 31 May 2012 20:06:01

emorenodrew: A pure heart and an open hand can easily turn into a cold feeling and a clenched fist when you're trying to make an unhappy person, happy.Thu, 31 May 2012 03:34:25

emorenodrew: So, are new jersey hockey fans called "devil whorshipers?"Thu, 31 May 2012 01:23:26

emorenodrew: Typical me: putting other people first.Wed, 30 May 2012 20:54:09

emorenodrew: RT @SoCal_Swagg88: So me and peewee smokin at the woods and some like 40 year old Mexican guy comes out....he tells us in Spanish his story...Wed, 30 May 2012 20:49:24

emorenodrew: Just offended a vegetarian. #daymadeWed, 30 May 2012 20:29:37

emorenodrew: Busy, busy, busy.Wed, 30 May 2012 18:50:46

emorenodrew: That Trumbo ain't no Dumbo! #goangels!Tue, 29 May 2012 04:50:15

emorenodrew: Why do woman constantly make work when no work needs doing?Mon, 28 May 2012 19:44:56

emorenodrew: "Because the life of the wicked should be made brief, and for the rest of us death would just be a relief. We all deserve to die."Mon, 28 May 2012 05:25:21

emorenodrew: The mountains are blue, the sweetest leaf is green. When you add the two, there is no being mean.Mon, 28 May 2012 05:10:09

emorenodrew: Let us make like large, beautiful, succulant, healthy breasts and bounce.Sat, 26 May 2012 20:11:02

emorenodrew: Only on Fox News can a bunch of rich men talk about poverty and how the poor aren't poor enough. At least we have souls.Sat, 26 May 2012 19:20:28

emorenodrew: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.Sat, 26 May 2012 02:46:45

emorenodrew: "Words can fail the magic prize, nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs."Sat, 26 May 2012 02:24:22

emorenodrew: @EliBraden we have the same name.Fri, 25 May 2012 06:26:56