Recent Tweets from Alvis Chowderhouse (BrownyHound)

BrownyHound: Once upon a time, my days started with the gym or a run. Now they start with coffee and a cigarette on my stoop. I'm such a dirtbag now.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 16:19:25

BrownyHound: I do not wish to expiate, but to live.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 06:57:20

BrownyHound: No law can be sacred to me but that of my nature.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 06:55:20

BrownyHound: Anyone wanna do something? Go out? Port jeff? Or somewhere? Idk.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 00:54:53

BrownyHound: Just posted a photo http://t.co/F2E5sa6fSat, 02 Jun 2012 22:00:54

BrownyHound: Just posted a photo http://t.co/FyG6fdd5Sat, 02 Jun 2012 21:57:27

BrownyHound: Alien vagina. I wouldn't put my dick in there. http://t.co/FVfg3ujfSat, 02 Jun 2012 21:54:43

BrownyHound: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this BASICALLY what a vagina looks like. http://t.co/AG5vP7hgSat, 02 Jun 2012 21:52:07

BrownyHound: Wittle baby peaches. http://t.co/RQqpN2iUSat, 02 Jun 2012 21:49:56

BrownyHound: Wittle baby pear. http://t.co/ucvT6rdbSat, 02 Jun 2012 21:48:03

BrownyHound: Wittle baby apples. http://t.co/oc82KTjcSat, 02 Jun 2012 21:45:41

BrownyHound: But no matter how hard you try, some fruits will always be out of your reach. THIS IS ALSO A METAPHOR FOR LI http://t.co/PkdrtHUkSat, 02 Jun 2012 21:35:40

BrownyHound: The sweetest fruit grows on the tallest tree. THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR LIFE. http://t.co/x96TJEOwSat, 02 Jun 2012 21:32:15

BrownyHound: Risking life and limb. http://t.co/DYes58LRSat, 02 Jun 2012 21:30:25

BrownyHound: @ABCpeace123 got mad at me for picking the elliptical behind the girl in a bra & tight shorts. This is why @3DBurns is a better gym partner.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:22:06

BrownyHound: @jackie_bee yeah, she looks like a real slutbag too.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:18:41

BrownyHound: @niceoneWern ...don't put this ideas in my head.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:18:02

BrownyHound: Guys I just got the weirdest email. It said "Jackie Bilan is now following you on Twitter!" I think it's spam.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:07:19

BrownyHound: @niceoneWern Thanks pal! I think the key to my weight loss is to just not be bored. When I'm at home with nothing to do, I just eat.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:02:57

BrownyHound: Girls always seem to be sensitive about it, but I think I could really benefit from an eating disorder or two.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:58:05

BrownyHound: I've finally broken the 180lbs barrier for the first time in almost 2 years. Let's see if I can break 170lbs for the first time since HS.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:57:08

BrownyHound: #TextsThatGetNoReply "I love you, mom."Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:51:55

BrownyHound: RT @BadIuckBrian: Not sexy. Knows it.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:50:37

BrownyHound: RT @AbeLincolnFacts: In 1835, young Abe buried a time capsule "for posterity." Dug up 100 years later, it contained only the remains of a stray cat. #abelincolnSat, 02 Jun 2012 17:41:04

BrownyHound: RT @TheRock: About two and a half Vin Diesels. RT: @JackieVielnerve: Rock how much you bench?Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:39:30

BrownyHound: Also, the 1 picture of me is a class photo from 6th grade. Right next to a picture of my mom feeding Shafaat as a baby. My parents hate me.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:33:49

BrownyHound: There is one picture of me on our fridge. There are 9 pictures of my cousin Shafaat. Can you blame me for hating him just a little bit?Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:31:53