Recent Tweets from Jon Sheeeezer (JonSchieszer)

JonSchieszer: I was a highway man..with sword and pistol by my side. #Cash #Nelson #ClassicSun, 03 Jun 2012 11:17:16

JonSchieszer: Another chapter in the history of Playboy comes to an end Saturday. The Playboy Club closes atop the Palms Fantasy Tower. Glad I got mine inFri, 01 Jun 2012 13:46:06

JonSchieszer: I think I'm gonna trade in my round collar T's very soon for V necks that way my chest hair can breathe a little better. And I'll look COOL!Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:38:25

JonSchieszer: @cjherrera that move is in the Old testament in the Bible. Luke 5:29Fri, 01 Jun 2012 11:11:08

JonSchieszer: @AriShaffir the Vinyl podcaster. "Now turn the episode over to the B side please"Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:43:39

JonSchieszer: @adamraycomedy you don't remember the TBS promos for FrankTv back in '08. Those aired longer than the show did.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 09:50:19

JonSchieszer: Zombies are coming? I've seen them for almost 20 years smoking meth in the midwest. #ZombiesThu, 31 May 2012 09:32:33

JonSchieszer: BOSS people who get it @freddylockhart @TuckNToke @peteec @absolut420Jen @nuglifeworld @cjherrera @redban @AriShaffir @Jon_Huck @MikeVinn312Thu, 31 May 2012 09:30:18

JonSchieszer: I'd like to thank @chrisdelia for getting "ba ba ba BLUES CLUES" stuck in my head out of nowhere. #2010FlashbackWed, 30 May 2012 11:06:04

JonSchieszer: RT @nuglifeworld: God created the Adams Apple to protect us from tranny's. #DontGetFooled #SantaMonicaAndVine #HollywoodWed, 30 May 2012 11:02:38

JonSchieszer: RT @nuglifeworld: Legendary folk musician Doc Watson passes away at the age of 89. #RIP. http://t.co/xDUyMmX0 #Folk #bluegrass #rootsWed, 30 May 2012 11:02:05

JonSchieszer: Fool me once "someones posting rumors about u" shame on you. Fool me twice "someones posting rumors about you" shame on me. #HackedWed, 30 May 2012 09:30:14

JonSchieszer: @ComedyGroupie no I can't because my junk would hang out.Tue, 29 May 2012 20:22:30

JonSchieszer: @ComedyGroupie its an easy competition if I'm not there.Tue, 29 May 2012 10:48:20

JonSchieszer: One of my biggest regrets of 2012 so far is not being able to attend @thisDavidTaylor 's BBQTue, 29 May 2012 10:44:27

JonSchieszer: RT @MattISFunny: It means more when black strangers appreciate my playoff analysis.Mon, 28 May 2012 11:32:48

JonSchieszer: If @cjherrera is your friend they YOU are blessed. If you're not following him and laughing at his jokes do so now.Mon, 28 May 2012 11:30:53

JonSchieszer: @peteec that's what I'm saying #stubbedToeSun, 27 May 2012 10:37:01

JonSchieszer: When I'm bald I'm gonna still look good.Sun, 27 May 2012 10:35:33

JonSchieszer: Does anyone know if Lil' Troy ever became a baller or shot caller? #wannabeSun, 27 May 2012 10:33:55

JonSchieszer: King Jammy's "Sleng Teng" riddim will go down in history as the greatest #Roots #dancehall #sublime #reggaeSun, 27 May 2012 01:14:17

JonSchieszer: RT @SkippySimon667: How much does a hipster weigh??? An instagram...Sat, 26 May 2012 13:45:56

JonSchieszer: @R_Roddy_Piper you've helped cheer up a lot of people already in comedy world. You're always missed at the comedy store.Sat, 26 May 2012 11:19:09

JonSchieszer: @NugLifeWorld is up and orders are coming in! Checkout the site and spread the word (if its not a problem). #ThanksAmerica #WorldTakeoverSat, 26 May 2012 09:50:32

JonSchieszer: Be back in LA monday night and I can't wait. @thecomedystore hoops tuesday/ stand up shows and the beach #attractivewoman #Dodgers #KingsSat, 26 May 2012 09:48:41

JonSchieszer: @DocWillis1 and I also forgot @ruke9 (08 doorman list C-store) #funnypeopleSat, 26 May 2012 07:22:31

JonSchieszer: I LOVE LA... I mean I Love Randy Newman and when the Dodgers win @petrosandMoneyFri, 25 May 2012 23:23:00

JonSchieszer: @tonyHinchcliffe are you rooting for Hinchcliffe in this weekends Indy 500?Fri, 25 May 2012 22:34:24