Recent Tweets from jake schwarz (WTFJunkYardDog)

WTFJunkYardDog: Back with the baby holdin days....... http://t.co/hWZKZamRMon, 04 Jun 2012 00:00:31

WTFJunkYardDog: Sit and spin biatch http://t.co/Gbf6BwUNSun, 03 Jun 2012 21:35:30

WTFJunkYardDog: Been up since 5:30am Clearly I did Saturday night wrongSun, 03 Jun 2012 12:24:22

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @MiddleEasy: The Eminem curse, still the most reliable thing in MMA. Fighters, choose Wu-Tang next time. Please. #UFCSat, 02 Jun 2012 04:20:00

WTFJunkYardDog: @kels80mm do work and drop it hardSat, 02 Jun 2012 04:17:40

WTFJunkYardDog: @CrooklynMMA hey now junk yard dog is mine damnit ;-)Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:58:44

WTFJunkYardDog: Out and about http://t.co/kyojBuMeFri, 01 Jun 2012 21:26:06

WTFJunkYardDog: I would let Tom Cruise spew crazy religiosity directly into my ear with an auto-tune, in order to have a three day weekendFri, 01 Jun 2012 10:03:08

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @GeorgeCarlinSez: Religion is like a pair of shoes....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.~George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #Humor #atheismFri, 01 Jun 2012 09:04:00

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @feliceherrig: Good luck to @BlessedMMA fighting this weekend on @ufc watch out for him guys. He will b a superstar. Exciting and humble #fbFri, 01 Jun 2012 09:03:22

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @WadeGiles: @TheCodyMcKenzie Why did the sperm cross the road....? Cuz I put on the wrong socks--- #SpokaneInTheHouseFri, 01 Jun 2012 01:05:59

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @smiocic: To my new followers, thank you. And if you didn't know, I like giving away stuff. Gonna give something away if I hit 6000 followers by 11pmFri, 01 Jun 2012 00:51:36

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @EckoMMA: Happy 82nd Birthday to Clint Eastwood, an original American badass!Thu, 31 May 2012 15:41:59

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @FknVancouver: Dear America: No one cares about your Idols.Thu, 31 May 2012 08:55:30

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @BeyondRefuge: Cinnamon Toast Crunch are just orgasmic cocaine sprinkled roof shingles of deliciousness.Thu, 31 May 2012 08:53:56

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @GeorgeCarlinSez: 'There is no I in team.' // 'Maybe not. But there is an I in independence, individuality and integrity. ~George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #HumorThu, 31 May 2012 08:47:30

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @MMARoasted: Miesha Tate said she supports gay marriage. I guess she wants to marry her Girlfriend Bryan Caraway.Thu, 31 May 2012 04:31:52

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @XSTROLOGY: #WhatMeansTheWorldTo #Sagittarius: Having the last word in an argument.Thu, 31 May 2012 04:27:57

WTFJunkYardDog: RT @SiMMAFighter: Twitter: cuz it's cheaper than a therapist.Thu, 31 May 2012 04:22:24

WTFJunkYardDog: GOT DAMN that fat mexican can cook some tacos.Wed, 30 May 2012 06:38:30