Recent Tweets from Lillian Behrendt (lillianbehrendt)

lillianbehrendt: beautiflllll is the new spellingTue, 05 Jun 2012 06:19:09

lillianbehrendt: Lucy Lawlesssss why are you so beautiflllllTue, 05 Jun 2012 06:18:58

lillianbehrendt: why do I only ever want to eat tuna pastaTue, 05 Jun 2012 06:07:48

lillianbehrendt: @psychobiddy um?Tue, 05 Jun 2012 06:02:41

lillianbehrendt: I missed this earlier today. http://t.co/rbcBf1ie Ce Ce McDonald will be incarcerated in a male prison. I have no words.Tue, 05 Jun 2012 05:33:31

lillianbehrendt: @leducviolet ;_;Tue, 05 Jun 2012 05:24:27

lillianbehrendt: @leducviolet your mom loves cookies I respect thatTue, 05 Jun 2012 05:21:00

lillianbehrendt: A list of my favorite humans: Lucy Lawless. That's it.Tue, 05 Jun 2012 05:20:12

lillianbehrendt: RT @ingmarbirdman: #HeMightBeCheatinIf your opponent's kings are stacked several checkers high & he's using them to jump your real life belongingsTue, 05 Jun 2012 05:18:18

lillianbehrendt: @psychobiddy omg you were born to be my friendTue, 05 Jun 2012 02:54:22

lillianbehrendt: @psychobiddy thats beautifulTue, 05 Jun 2012 02:40:10

lillianbehrendt: RT @psychobiddy: if you type the letters "ana" into my google search the first suggestion is "anagram maker" & the second is "anal glands"Tue, 05 Jun 2012 02:39:59

lillianbehrendt: HOW TO BE TERRIBLE AND MAKE LILLIAN CRY EVERY DAY BY MARGARET CHO http://t.co/8DGW3rVtMon, 04 Jun 2012 16:57:36

lillianbehrendt: WTF TROLOLO IS DEAD!?Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:50:52

lillianbehrendt: I'd like to thank @Nicholosophy for helping me to make that connection. This Nobel Peace Prize is partially yours my friend.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 06:31:08

lillianbehrendt: I JUST CRACKED THIS CASE WIDE OPENMon, 04 Jun 2012 06:29:57

lillianbehrendt: what if Freddie Mercury is Poseidon and Mercury poisoning is how he's punishing us for letting Sacha Baron Cohen play him in a movieMon, 04 Jun 2012 06:28:18

lillianbehrendt: @Nicholosophy OMG UNLESS FISHIES ARE ALL CONTROLLED BY THE SPIRIT OF FREDDIE MERCURYMon, 04 Jun 2012 06:26:56

lillianbehrendt: @Nicholosophy no the kind that's in fishiesMon, 04 Jun 2012 06:26:42

lillianbehrendt: I'm gonna write a song about tuna and people will listen to it and cry after I've died of mercury poisoning.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 06:24:51

lillianbehrendt: The best part is that Andy Warhol was like the least political person ever.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 06:21:54

lillianbehrendt: OH HEY @WARHOL IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT OBESE PEOPLE'S HEALTH HOW COME YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DEADMon, 04 Jun 2012 06:19:29

lillianbehrendt: @vcav yeah. also he's dead. so I don't know what this is all aboutMon, 04 Jun 2012 06:19:00

lillianbehrendt: RT @fatandtheivy: @lillianbehrendt @WarhoI it makes sense if you think the obesity epidemic is a product of weight loss schemesMon, 04 Jun 2012 06:17:08

lillianbehrendt: RT @Nicholosophy: I’m sorry, but if you quote Mammamia as a source of credible information I tune out, no matter what your cause.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 06:15:54

lillianbehrendt: WTF RT @WarhoI The world needs artwork which shows how the obesity epidemic is the direct product of a cultural obsession with consumption.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 06:14:57