Recent Tweets from Derek Willcut (Dcut97_DoinWork)

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @Drob_KU: I just wanna be successfulSun, 03 Jun 2012 18:29:54

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @TheFunnySexist: Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:23:14

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @MensComedy: Age 11: "I whip my hair back and forth!" Age 37: "I drive my kids back and forth!" Age 69: "I rock my chair back and forth!"Sun, 03 Jun 2012 01:44:06

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @CauseWereGuys: You always meet the most date able girls on vacations where you'll never see them again.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 01:41:34

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @FunnyEvil: Just heard this & it's hilarious: Vegetarians...if you love animals so much, why do you keep eating all of their food?Sun, 03 Jun 2012 01:38:08

Dcut97_DoinWork: 1st tat. #FirstOfMany http://t.co/PrK47lf9Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:26:35

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @MensComedy: Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.Thu, 31 May 2012 21:22:43

Dcut97_DoinWork: I think Imma try and get tatted this weekend.Thu, 31 May 2012 07:52:23

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @MyQuotesBook: You’ll always meet problems in life. If you can handle it well, it will make you stronger.Thu, 31 May 2012 06:54:04

Dcut97_DoinWork: @Black_Mamba81 oh, I feel youThu, 31 May 2012 06:08:54

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @TheseDamnQuote: Friends cry when you die, but best friends find all Dragon balls and resurrect you.Thu, 31 May 2012 05:06:52

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @MillsIfYaNasty: I could tell you what you like to hear but what good does that do you?Thu, 31 May 2012 05:00:16

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @CauseWereGuys: The reason we get mad seeing you talk to other guys is because we know exactly what they're trying to do. Not because we don't trust you.Thu, 31 May 2012 04:58:27

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @NOTdallasbuck: People who can't spell <Thu, 31 May 2012 04:53:06

Dcut97_DoinWork: Nobody trains to make excuses. #JustDoItThu, 31 May 2012 00:07:58

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @Nike: Train more. Lose less. #makeitcountWed, 30 May 2012 14:12:32

Dcut97_DoinWork: "@OmgComedy: Roses are red, I have a phone. Nobody calls me, forever alone ._." #SadButTrueWed, 30 May 2012 14:09:48

Dcut97_DoinWork: What the?! RT @FunnyEvil: Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.Wed, 30 May 2012 14:08:24

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @CauseWereDrunk: Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag. Having 1 girlfriend and 19 chasing you is.Wed, 30 May 2012 14:07:01

Dcut97_DoinWork: "@FunnyEvil: That one friend who you greet with an insult." More like all of them. #LoveMyFriendsWed, 30 May 2012 14:05:43

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @OmgComedy: That awkward moment when your friends make plans in front of you but don't include you...Wed, 30 May 2012 14:04:13

Dcut97_DoinWork: "@OmgComedy: A teen brain is 80% of song lyrics." Same for young adults.Tue, 29 May 2012 21:25:42

Dcut97_DoinWork: About to head back to Nebraska for another week of work.Tue, 29 May 2012 11:03:17

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @Creole_King504: R.I.P To the 31 U.S. Troops who were killed in a Helicopter crash in Afghanistan today. I bet no one cares. RT If you care. #MemorialDayTue, 29 May 2012 02:55:52

Dcut97_DoinWork: RT @CauseWereGuys: Is it me or does everyone and their cousin either smoke or deal weed these days..?Tue, 29 May 2012 02:52:44