Recent Tweets from Laura Helen (laurracollins)

I spend must of my time either drunk or eating fast food.

Followers: 158    Location: Langley, Berkshire   

laurracollins: So I have a number saved as The Hulk on my phone - pretty sure I didn't see anyone who was green last night, or no half naked men!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:03:27

laurracollins: What has the world come too?!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 01:51:57

laurracollins: Quite upset I have no pork pies in the fridgeMon, 04 Jun 2012 01:42:31

laurracollins: It's the Areo bubbles that make me so Ooooo!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 01:36:04

laurracollins: RT @TheDeadDuck: This man wins the entire jubilee. RT @shutteritch: Jubilee photo of the day? http://t.co/jX7n3s10Sun, 03 Jun 2012 17:44:25

laurracollins: Life's hard when your not involvedSun, 03 Jun 2012 17:44:06

laurracollins: Getting ready to go out while watching #bigdaddySun, 03 Jun 2012 17:21:24

laurracollins: RT @LifeOfABarbie: Sometimes all you need is a little retail therapy. #LifeOfABarbieSun, 03 Jun 2012 16:33:36

laurracollins: RT @ChannelleMA: had such a nice spa day with @laurracollins , mummy Collins & auntie pam! nap time now #ZZzzzzzSun, 03 Jun 2012 15:31:30

laurracollins: RT @BenStarkey: Please dieSun, 03 Jun 2012 15:12:04

laurracollins: #ThingsThatIWant an endless amount of moneySun, 03 Jun 2012 09:00:52

laurracollins: I know this is embarrassing but I can't wait to get Justin Bieber's new albumSun, 03 Jun 2012 08:58:52

laurracollins: Should really get ready #excitedSun, 03 Jun 2012 08:48:33

laurracollins: The best conversations happen between me and @HereLiesLink when we've been drinking #getinmypantsSat, 02 Jun 2012 23:57:36

laurracollins: I want to own some chickensSat, 02 Jun 2012 21:33:59

laurracollins: I can't be bothered to text anyone backSat, 02 Jun 2012 20:51:46

laurracollins: My mums Facebook status' are so cringeSat, 02 Jun 2012 20:50:21

laurracollins: Just napped for 2 hours #amazingSat, 02 Jun 2012 17:34:47

laurracollins: RT @Notebook: I'm actually starting to accept the fact that I'm going to die alone with 78 cats.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:50:15

laurracollins: Think @ChannelleMA is having a bad dream 💤Sat, 02 Jun 2012 08:22:50

laurracollins: Looking at the texts I got last night, I didn't know such dirty things could come put of your mouth. I bet your regretting now!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:53:41

laurracollins: Im looking forward to my pork pie when I get home!! 🍴Sat, 02 Jun 2012 02:31:41

laurracollins: I love @HereLiesLink 💛Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:46:34