Recent Tweets from Dani Kaminski (litl_d)

litl_d: Clearly I need more friendship bracelets in my repertoire.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:24:12

litl_d: Woken up by doopy somehow hanging from the ceiling above my bed, then dive bombing meMon, 04 Jun 2012 11:07:56

litl_d: I wonder what my present is. I hope it's edible. Every time I try to smuggle charcuterie into the country, it gets confiscated.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 05:12:05

litl_d: Still puking. I'd like to say this will teach me not to get street meat... But that's a lie.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 04:31:53

litl_d: Awesome. Food poisoning. Best diet plan ever.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 03:32:56

litl_d: Meat is the new bread.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 03:09:51

litl_d: Imagining what would happen if you combined Christian Bale and Christian Grey. #mypersonalfantasySun, 03 Jun 2012 04:36:02

litl_d: RT @WTrumanBot: [in commercial voice] How do you stop unwanted homosexuals from invading YOUR office?Sun, 03 Jun 2012 04:31:48

litl_d: Inappropriate. @Brittnay_Wizdum http://t.co/aEPWCotESun, 03 Jun 2012 02:24:40

litl_d: I need a crash course in Russian.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:29:26

litl_d: INFINITY CRABS @Brittnay_WizdumSat, 02 Jun 2012 18:31:39

litl_d: "I FOUND A CRAB!" @Brittnay_WizdumSat, 02 Jun 2012 18:27:40

litl_d: Do you remember all the city lights on the water? You saw me start to believe for the first time...Sat, 02 Jun 2012 06:01:27

litl_d: Have YOU flashed anyone today?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:20:02

litl_d: Paid muh loan bills! There goes my paycheck.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:17:39

litl_d: Having a legitimate identity crisis about the loss of my redheadnessThu, 31 May 2012 12:08:38

litl_d: I get drunk and speak polish with the bartenders at Stitch. #allinadayThu, 31 May 2012 02:37:10

litl_d: NO IT'S COOL, I CAN HANDLE IT.Wed, 30 May 2012 13:54:40

litl_d: Taping pictures of models in bathing suits to the kitchen cabinets. It's that time of year again.Wed, 30 May 2012 03:29:57

litl_d: Lidocaine to the spine. Goodnight.Wed, 30 May 2012 02:46:13

litl_d: I really hate sweating.Mon, 28 May 2012 21:49:06

litl_d: WAAAAAA I WANT MY HAIR BACKMon, 28 May 2012 03:27:30

litl_d: I have stricken the word "panting" from my vocabulary, for the rest of my life.Mon, 28 May 2012 03:17:02

litl_d: Feminism makes smart girls with nice birthing shapes believe in fairy tales.Mon, 28 May 2012 01:08:18

litl_d: "you smell like the loss of innocence and day-old laundry" #occupytavernSun, 27 May 2012 20:06:46

litl_d: Tom petty and pixie cut.Sun, 27 May 2012 19:14:42