Recent Tweets from Zoelle Egner (zoelle)

zoelle: @DD_Le @flavorpill If it makes you feel better, I'm at 35%.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:42:16

zoelle: @ivyleaguepunk Are you going? Nice!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:31:03

zoelle: @joryjohn I was in vegas watching mine play penny slots all last week. I feel your (impending) pain.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:50:50

zoelle: @fastingcannibal Precisely.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:31:19

zoelle: @fastingcannibal you know, I used to joke threat that i'd eat people's faces if they took too long to choose a restaurant. Now I can't.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:37:44

zoelle: Someone else on this bus has a windows phone! And is reading Engaget! I want to go over and make friends. But I feel like that might be odd.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:34:00

zoelle: So now that the season is over and I've only actually seen 2.5 episodes, who wants to marathon GoT with me?Mon, 04 Jun 2012 07:20:38

zoelle: @PositivelyB LET ME BORROW RIGHT NOW.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 07:07:25

zoelle: Managed to magically bend only 1 of the prongs of my power adapter, rendering it useless. Thank goodness for kind geek squad dude w/ pliers.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 02:51:09

zoelle: RT @Quotes4Writers: “Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life.” Lawrence KasdanMon, 04 Jun 2012 02:35:45

zoelle: The bus driver just asked me if I was running away from home. He wasn't joking. Um.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 15:38:29

zoelle: @mpinner @crashlibrary I will! Glad I haven't missed _all_ the fun.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:57:30

zoelle: @mpinner I will be back at 4ish tomorrow! Can I come help sometime after that? Or am I too late?Sun, 03 Jun 2012 04:30:21

zoelle: @rknLA How long are you in Tel Aviv? I have friends who might be able to make recommendations for future fun.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 03:09:56

zoelle: @conor_robinson Yep. She wanted to go for her birthday.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 22:29:36

zoelle: @conor_robinson watching my mother play penny slots. #sighSat, 02 Jun 2012 22:09:29

zoelle: @BriteLA I hope Chi is treating you well!! You'll have to let me know where you decided for brunch.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:52:49

zoelle: @DD_Le I've perfected the "clutch the sides of the skirt so the front and back can't fly up" move. It's awk but effective.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:24:33

zoelle: @DD_Le this happens to me so often! So unfortunate.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:16:21

zoelle: @gwbstr @tweetmyk As it should be :)Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:12:22

zoelle: @rknLA happy birthday!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:53:09

zoelle: @gwbstr Congratulations! You'll have to eat at all my favorite new haven spots on my behalf!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:42:46

zoelle: Brunch at Bouchon in the Venetian. Quiche and French toast. Would've taken a picture, but was too busy scarfing it all down. Delicious.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:39:51

zoelle: RT @allanvkatz: Nerds: If you're attending #E3 u might as well drink w/ us at Caña Rum Bar. We understand you [til you're slurring]. And membership's on us!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 06:37:49

zoelle: Don't get me wrong: I'm flattered. But when a security guard spends that long talking to someone, people start to wonder. And stare. A lot.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 05:56:01

zoelle: Worse: awk security guard took this as an opportunity to chat me up. Thanks, buddy. Just what my unfortunate Friday night needed. #VegasWoesSat, 02 Jun 2012 05:55:15

zoelle: Mom insisted I drink a pitcher of beer w/ her. Disappeared half a glass in to play slots, leaving me alone w/ the pitcher. Greaaat. #failSat, 02 Jun 2012 05:53:35

zoelle: @leksunechka @crimesvsvanity Hahaha aww, Eberle is adorbs. Also, your social life can't possibly be as empty as mine. Seriously.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 05:51:24

zoelle: RT @mikemccaffrey: All I had to do was tweet about a startup bubble and I was followed by a venture capitalist, if that gives you any indication of things.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:51:01