Recent Tweets from Ben (Bendicksongreen)

Textbook & short story writer, tutor, accountant and gardener. Married to the amazing @mdicksongreen. Biscuits and sleep seem to feature heavily in my tweets.

Followers: 2581    Location: Darlington, UK   

Bendicksongreen: @Spock_83 I think so.....Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:34:33

Bendicksongreen: Apparently Amaretto really gets you squiggly....... #ohdearMon, 04 Jun 2012 18:12:13

Bendicksongreen: @Country_Slicker lol. Very environmentally responsible!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:16:29

Bendicksongreen: @P_Taylorr they just wait until no-one cares about them any more.... ;o)Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:15:49

Bendicksongreen: @RudolphUcker jeans, lol. Red leather with THIS top?! Are you mad?!?Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:14:22

Bendicksongreen: Whatever happened to Little Mix. You remember them? Something to do with x-factor? I think.... #simoncowellkissofdeathMon, 04 Jun 2012 17:13:23

Bendicksongreen: @JoeWatchesTV now I'm no expert, but I'm 100% sure that this is a good idea!!!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:06:49

Bendicksongreen: @Smurfett24 @just_jayce feel free to send a few my way then!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:47:49

Bendicksongreen: I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me,probably because of all the iPads I've won.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:43:32

Bendicksongreen: @glenncalderwood @pablo1965 *roid rages* I don't think they're working if I'm taking them.... LolMon, 04 Jun 2012 16:34:16

Bendicksongreen: @pablo1965 not really! #goodangle lolMon, 04 Jun 2012 16:32:36

Bendicksongreen: @glenncalderwood that's only on Saturdays......Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:12:30

Bendicksongreen: @daleaaron81 thanks! Hope you're having a lovely weekend.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:38:41

Bendicksongreen: @CazPickles thanks for the FB! Hope you're having a great bank holiday!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:38:23

Bendicksongreen: @ToooTallTony it's an iPhone game.....Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:30:16

Bendicksongreen: Am I the only person who's still quite addicted to Infinity Blade II?Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:07:45

Bendicksongreen: @DameRuMare Love the new patriotic picture!!!!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:06:02

Bendicksongreen: Right! Off to clean out the chickens. #bankholidayfunMon, 04 Jun 2012 14:04:33

Bendicksongreen: @GeneralJimbo Thanks for the follow!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:03:46

Bendicksongreen: If every Monday was like this, I think we'd get on better....Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:17:16

Bendicksongreen: “@weberolivier: How the role of the Queen has changed over the decades. #DiamondJubilee http://t.co/7BqUmKQy” lolMon, 04 Jun 2012 13:15:07

Bendicksongreen: Having been awake since 6, I'm concerned about my ability to stay awake when we got out tonight......Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:37:49

Bendicksongreen: I'd hate to be a dragon.I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:24:20

Bendicksongreen: @s15scm no worries! You too!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:23:16

Bendicksongreen: @iCounsellor she's a sauce pot!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 09:36:00

Bendicksongreen: @marymaryw damn you found me out!!!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 09:29:35

Bendicksongreen: @zspice2010 that's rotten! What's up? Hope the dog is looking after you!!!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 09:29:14

Bendicksongreen: @iCounsellor I do have a lot of cake left....Mon, 04 Jun 2012 09:27:49

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