Recent Tweets from haley goodwyn ⚓ (_captainhails)

I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. I tweet nonsense 24/7. I'm a mountain dew fanatic. #lesbian #single

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_captainhails: @babyfaace_yooyo good morning hoe 😘Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:38:07

_captainhails: I don't see itSun, 03 Jun 2012 19:16:10

_captainhails: I do not have katelyns makeup O.oSun, 03 Jun 2012 19:08:26

_captainhails: I'm in love.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 18:05:31

_captainhails: The messages I woke up to this morning>>>>Sun, 03 Jun 2012 18:05:24

_captainhails: Lol no way Alyssa! It was Sarah not me!Sun, 03 Jun 2012 08:53:52

_captainhails: Must find foodSun, 03 Jun 2012 08:33:02

_captainhails: I think imma start wearing a fanny pack.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 08:25:24

_captainhails: Patches is eating barbecue lays & my dog passed out lmaoSun, 03 Jun 2012 08:23:53

_captainhails: My cat is so weirdSun, 03 Jun 2012 08:21:27

_captainhails: Damn it lolSun, 03 Jun 2012 08:21:12

_captainhails: All to myself 😍 http://t.co/nn46KjwdSun, 03 Jun 2012 08:01:38

_captainhails: I am so tired but I think I wanna go for round three & smoke a bowl.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 07:52:08

_captainhails: I can't believe my mom is going out right now!Sun, 03 Jun 2012 07:44:09

_captainhails: My phone is gonna dieSun, 03 Jun 2012 04:01:30

_captainhails: Richie is driving crazy!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:33:53

_captainhails: Crazy little thing called love<3Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:32:06

_captainhails: RT @EmoQuotess: Ever felt like you've tried so hard and have done so much only to find out it still isn't good enough...Sat, 02 Jun 2012 22:02:26

_captainhails: I have a horrible toms tan line!!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:55:02

_captainhails: There are so many crumbs in yohannas bed lmfaoSat, 02 Jun 2012 20:48:28

_captainhails: I have NEVER said we weren't together. -.-Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:45:43

_captainhails: RT @sarah_hara: Reading our messages from last night <<Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:43:01

_captainhails: Livin like Larry.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:41:04

_captainhails: I just found a curly fry in my bra 😳Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:40:00

_captainhails: My whole body is numb stillSat, 02 Jun 2012 20:31:01

_captainhails: Show me a good time.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:26:55

_captainhails: I am unexplainably sore lolSat, 02 Jun 2012 20:23:26