Recent Tweets from Matthew Rodriguez (MarchaReal)

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MarchaReal: RT @OMGFacts: The average lifespan of an eyebrow hair is three to five months.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:29:23

MarchaReal: Miami Zombie Attack Prank! http://t.co/KTWuRJwS via @youtubeSun, 03 Jun 2012 19:20:42

MarchaReal: RT @washingtonpost: George Zimmerman is back in police custody in Florida. http://t.co/5jLTED7XSun, 03 Jun 2012 18:57:54

MarchaReal: My Google page barrel rolling @ Um what? http://t.co/3GsHGcclSun, 03 Jun 2012 06:15:29

MarchaReal: @asahumph1 there were two I guess, the first was intro'ing thanos. The other showed them eating shwarmas lolSat, 02 Jun 2012 20:29:47

MarchaReal: @asahumph1 yep, just like Thor which I thought was hilarious.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:15:39

MarchaReal: Watched #Avengers with @cassieivcf and I must say - I am SO ready to watch them take on Thanos!!! Will he have the Infinity gauntlet???Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:54:17

MarchaReal: Ok y'all follow @cassieivcf if you wanna be a creeper and follow my wife. Which, you should.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:52:18

MarchaReal: @asahumph1 yep, Joss Whedon is such a good storyteller.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:51:18

MarchaReal: @cassieivcf Hey you're hot. Wanna get married and have kids???Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:50:19

MarchaReal: RT @ConanOBrien: A 6-year-old was in the National Spelling Bee Finals. She must be quite prekoshus.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:48:27

MarchaReal: Just posted a photo @ The South Siiiide http://t.co/fbrnbymqSat, 02 Jun 2012 19:13:20

MarchaReal: Bout to see Avengers with my boo!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 15:59:25

MarchaReal: If you haven't seen #Knuckle you won't understand. @ Ireland http://t.co/1sA1UOwzFri, 01 Jun 2012 19:38:56

MarchaReal: Office shenanigans #starwars #socialwork http://t.co/5OjCp8FtFri, 01 Jun 2012 15:49:37

MarchaReal: Jesus is in this burrito.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:26:56

MarchaReal: RT @TheGrapes: Kevin Spacey was at our show last night. No joke.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:12:07

MarchaReal: RT @jwoliner: tiny gaffe in tonite's Mad Men: Don says he's going to "watch Carson and cry myself to sleep", but Last Call didnt actually debut til 2002Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:29:06

MarchaReal: @FoReals33 agreed! Night!Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:27:45

MarchaReal: ...sins. What would happen in Ireland if these men were as committed to helping others as they are to settling grudges?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:17:54

MarchaReal: Saw the documentary "Knuckles" tonight. Sad to see generations of men waste their time fighting cousins and brothers over long forgotten...Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:16:40

MarchaReal: @FoReals33 let it out sis...Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:15:32

MarchaReal: #ff @MattMontyThom for excellent film reviews!!!Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:15:03

MarchaReal: RT @MRK1DUBSTEP: who wants a free new mix?Thu, 31 May 2012 23:21:20

MarchaReal: Food funnies @ Silver Raiders Lil League http://t.co/Nz4e7bMYThu, 31 May 2012 21:07:02

MarchaReal: I love my mom. She's awesome.Thu, 31 May 2012 17:57:59

MarchaReal: RT @JimGaffigan: My wife is six months pregnant. Now she knows how I feel.Thu, 31 May 2012 17:56:39