Recent Tweets from Billy Suratt (surattb)

surattb: Considering writing in chocolate pudding for president. It's never let me down yet.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:50:16

surattb: The question has been asked, "Is our children learning?" The answer, it seems, is no... http://t.co/v3XI8QYf #MittRomney #FAILMon, 04 Jun 2012 13:24:11

surattb: Any #journalism schools currently offering an editorial dominatrix program? Apparently they should. http://t.co/lIo4SjPNMon, 04 Jun 2012 13:10:29

surattb: Jon Stewart, on Donald Trump: "You look at my possessions, the only name I know is 'Trump.' I use it like the Smurfs use 'Smurf.'"Mon, 04 Jun 2012 12:55:59

surattb: Is our children learning? RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Romney campaign seems to have spelling issues. http://t.co/3ik1TSTGMon, 04 Jun 2012 08:30:54

surattb: #IronShooter MT @twburton: Raul de Molina is a judge on Iron Chef. FL photographers from the 80s remember him as a freelancer.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 08:25:43

surattb: George Zimmerman's lawyers are requesting a new bond hearing to get him out of jail. Know what else works? Not shooting people.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 08:21:36

surattb: Anybody else think the new @bitly interface sort of, well... BLOWS? #AintBrokeDontFixItTweetsMon, 04 Jun 2012 07:36:03

surattb: BREAKING NEWS: Hootsuite will no longer support Ping.FM after June 8, 2012. #WhoCares? Get with the @Google Plus integration!Mon, 04 Jun 2012 07:33:30

surattb: Closing in on 250 @Facebook followers. Clickey the likey: http://t.co/STi8iA9N #TheForceCompelsYouMon, 04 Jun 2012 07:29:04

surattb: Actual #WebDev client: "I'll just throw a bunch of money at you, you do your thing and then let me know when I need to throw more." #winningMon, 04 Jun 2012 06:26:00

surattb: Like Manischewitz during Passover. RT @gumm84: Anybody else think Ski tastes the best during Cow Days or the Fair? #greencountyholywaterMon, 04 Jun 2012 06:12:27

surattb: WHAS @CrusadeChildren has raised $5.2 million. Still unclear? Whether the @BarackObama campaign will offer @TerryMeiners a job.Mon, 04 Jun 2012 00:04:33

surattb: @maxwellwise: Any Notre Dame mention gets an automatic bump of at least one letter grade, right? ;-)Sun, 03 Jun 2012 23:59:08

surattb: @maxwellwise: With my luck, I'd list 5 things I learned from outside reading without realizing none were ever actually covered in class.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 23:33:29

surattb: Final exam essay question if I taught college: "What have you learned in this class? Give specific examples. (100% of grade)"Sun, 03 Jun 2012 23:26:32

surattb: RT @CharlesDharapak: RT @petapixel: Independent filmmaker becomes last to use Kodak Plus-X film: http://t.co/J5vX8m6gSun, 03 Jun 2012 23:24:06

surattb: #DependsFTW RT @travisthrasher: Nothing beats finally getting a sick toddler to sleep in your arms. Then having to go pee.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:45:15

surattb: My vote for most bizarre hashtag of the week: #APNapalmGirlChat.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:34:40

surattb: Also: 37 countries' militaries. #shocker RT @cnnbrk: RT @PoliticalTicker: Obama outspends Romney on online ads - http://t.co/gkmaWqwVSun, 03 Jun 2012 19:32:41

surattb: That's #19. Followed by double rainbow. MT @twburton: "Sulu" would impress me more MT @charlesapple: 11th tropical storm will be named KirkSun, 03 Jun 2012 19:30:06

surattb: RIP Richard Dawson, dead Saturday at 79.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:25:56

surattb: Bummer... I need two. RT @wootdeals: Underground Norwegian Submarine Base. Only ONE left! for $17,300,000.00 http://t.co/lknIXpXPSun, 03 Jun 2012 19:22:19

surattb: Thinking about updating my resume with "Works well with multiple departments when completely in charge of all of them." #truthSun, 03 Jun 2012 19:04:39

surattb: 2 percent tastes like whole milk when you're used to drinking skim.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 15:18:45

surattb: Life is rated R (parents strongly cautioned).Sat, 02 Jun 2012 10:20:50

surattb: Everybody should move to NY, the only state determined to save all its residents from themselves. Whether they like it or not.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:35:27

surattb: The Rambo 2 screenplay was written by Sylvester Stallone & James Cameron. Never realized that.Thu, 31 May 2012 14:03:34

surattb: Uploading 187 photos takes entirely too long. #photographyThu, 31 May 2012 00:11:39